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Posted on 31st Aug at 5:17 PM, with 39,057 notes

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

Posted on 31st Aug at 5:17 PM, with 337,154 notes
rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

Posted on 31st Aug at 5:17 PM, with 73,859 notes
kizatchi:

hes doing a good job
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kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

Posted on 31st Aug at 5:16 PM, with 180,880 notes
grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.
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grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

Posted on 31st Aug at 5:14 PM, with 2,503 notes
WHEN JOAN RIVERS DIE WE 👏 POPPIN 👏 BIG 👏 BOTTLES 👏

princesswhatevr:

I can’t wait!!

Posted on 21st Aug at 3:36 PM, with 479,282 notes

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

Posted on 21st Aug at 3:30 PM, with 91,605 notes

ryannxp:

this is important

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