Dinosaur Weiner
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Posted on 23rd Apr at 8:50 PM, with 82,141 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

Posted on 23rd Apr at 8:50 PM, with 283,014 notes

fvck-no:

The amount of fucks this guy doesn’t give is inspiring…

Posted on 23rd Apr at 8:36 PM, with 98,607 notes

onlylolgifs:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

Posted on 23rd Apr at 8:27 PM, with 121,503 notes

unit03:

that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps 

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:17 PM, with 28,119 notes

melongorl:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

NOOOOOOOOO

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:10 PM, with 181,856 notes

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

image

*gets 0 on the test*

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